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skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via lesbians--and--tattoos)

If you’re looking for a sign to confirm that you’re gay: this is it.

(Source: girlslikegirlsgetoverit, via gayisthenewokay)

dank-bxtch:

if ur horny and u know it clap ur hands

(via tropicunt)

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

(via its-emma-bitchh)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via from-fat-to-fit-me)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via gnarly)